E-Mail Posting

To : Larry
From: Ace

Hey man you will never believe this, but I think the cops are onto me. I have been getting correspondents from an "anonymous" poster, but I know for a fact that it is Detective Scratcher who has been messaging me. He keeps telling me to come clean and surface. I think I was set up by Big Man Jake. I still don't know why he wanted to turn me into a vampire, and frankly I don't give a wet rat's ass. All I know is, Big Man Jake and Scratcher will suffer. They don't realize how much of a monster I have become. I am going to drink their fucking blood through their assholes!!
Muahahahaha!!!

-Ace McRadman